Category Archives: Slasher
Friday the 13th Part III – Those Who Died With Dirty Asses
I could never be a real storyteller. As I’m sure anyone who has ever listened to me ramble (or even read it here) knows, I’m too wordy. I can never disseminate what’s essential and what can be left out. I … Continue reading
Halloween IV – The Blond Mask
While pointing out continuity errors can be amusing, I don’t want to see this collection devolve into pointing out errant boom mics or awkward jump cuts. I love to nitpick as much as the next guy, but not all bloopers … Continue reading
Friday the 13th Part V – Cat Abuse
False alarm jump scares are pretty much par for the course with slasher movies. I’m not a huge fan but, when done effectively, they can keep an audience on its toes. There seems to be quite a finite number of … Continue reading
Texas Chainsaw Massacre III – Dead Armadillo
It’s interesting that most horror fans I know are also among the biggest softies around when it comes to animals. I’m not even talking Italian cannibal level of violence (I’ve never met anyone who finds that anything but repulsive), I’m … Continue reading
Friday the 13th Part 2 – Moonlight Swim
There are a few milestones in life that most people never forget – graduations, weddings, births, and even first kisses. I’ve gone through all of those (yeah, that’s right – I kissed a girl!). There’s another milestone that most of … Continue reading
Freddy’s Dead – Looking Young
I’m not sure when that moment is between when we are kids trying to seem older and when we become adults hoping we can still pass for 5 or 10 years younger. We always want to look like we’re in … Continue reading
Sleepaway Camp II – The Green Pool
I’m not an outdoors-y person at all. I do love camping though, and I’m pretty sure this comes from my complete adoration of 80s camp set slasher movies. The more a campground looks like something I saw in Friday the … Continue reading
Friday the 13th Part IV – Jason’s Curious Behavior
Slasher fans tend to be pretty forgiving of lapses in logic. We kind of have to be. Some of my favorite movies have pretty baffling things going on. These are the moments that detractors of the genre have the hardest … Continue reading
My Bloody Valentine – Stray Dog
Growing up, I always considered myself the expert on the genre. Looking back, it seems that it was probably more by default than anything else. I didn’t meet anyone else who liked horror more than casually until high school. There … Continue reading