Author Archives: drhumpp
Friday the 13th Part III – Those Who Died With Dirty Asses
I could never be a real storyteller. As I’m sure anyone who has ever listened to me ramble (or even read it here) knows, I’m too wordy. I can never disseminate what’s essential and what can be left out. I … Continue reading
Posted in 80s, Friday the 13th, Slasher
Tagged Dirty Ass, Friday the 13th, Miguel A Nunez Jr.
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Massacre at Central High – Alternate Title
I won’t even pretend to understand marketing. My interests are far too specific for me to understand what’s going to appeal to a mass audience. I’m frequently left scratching my head at the success of some movies and the failure … Continue reading
Posted in 70s, Nonhorror, Sleaze, Smut
Tagged Kimberly Beck, Massacre at Central High, Rene Daalder, Robert Carradine, Sexy Jeans
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Halloween IV – The Blond Mask
While pointing out continuity errors can be amusing, I don’t want to see this collection devolve into pointing out errant boom mics or awkward jump cuts. I love to nitpick as much as the next guy, but not all bloopers … Continue reading
Posted in 80s, Sequels, Slasher
Tagged Blond Mask, Danielle Harris, George Wilbur, Halloween 4, Jamie Lloyd, Michael Myers
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Six Swedes on a Campus – Exercise Bike
There are a few things that have me completely perplexed: How have I been collecting moments for this site for about two years without ever mentioning Brigitte Lahaie to this point? Now that I have four kids, a cat, and … Continue reading
Posted in sexploitation, Sleaze, Smut
Tagged Brigitte Lahaie, Dildo Bike, Eric Falk, Erwin C Dietrich
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Friday the 13th Part V – Cat Abuse
False alarm jump scares are pretty much par for the course with slasher movies. I’m not a huge fan but, when done effectively, they can keep an audience on its toes. There seems to be quite a finite number of … Continue reading
Posted in 90s, Friday the 13th, Sequels, Slasher
Tagged A New Beginning, Danny Steinmann, Friday the 13th, Horror Cliches, Thrown Cat
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Texas Chainsaw Massacre III – Dead Armadillo
It’s interesting that most horror fans I know are also among the biggest softies around when it comes to animals. I’m not even talking Italian cannibal level of violence (I’ve never met anyone who finds that anything but repulsive), I’m … Continue reading
Posted in 90s, Sequels, Slasher
Tagged Asian Skulls, Blood Town Forest, dead cats, ghosts, Leatherface, Texas Chainaw Massacre
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Friday the 13th Part 2 – Moonlight Swim
There are a few milestones in life that most people never forget – graduations, weddings, births, and even first kisses. I’ve gone through all of those (yeah, that’s right – I kissed a girl!). There’s another milestone that most of … Continue reading
Posted in 80s, Friday the 13th, Sequels, Slasher
Tagged Childhood trauma, Friday the 13th, Kirsten Baker, Naked Aunt
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Dawn of the Dead – Bigger Bread
I know it might be sort of contrary to everything that Dawn of the Dead really stands for, but I can’t help fantasize how awesome it would be to have the complete run of a fully stocked shopping mall. Fleeting … Continue reading
Posted in 70s, Romero, Sequels, Zombies
Tagged Bread, Dawn of the Dead 1978, Fran, George Romero, Ken Foree, Peter, Roger, Stephen, Zombie Apocolypse
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Freddy’s Dead – Looking Young
I’m not sure when that moment is between when we are kids trying to seem older and when we become adults hoping we can still pass for 5 or 10 years younger. We always want to look like we’re in … Continue reading
Posted in 90s, Sequels, Slasher
Tagged Asian Skulls, Dr. Wynn, Freddy's Dead, indiglo watches, Nightmare on Elm St 6, Slasher movie memoirs
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Dr. Humpp's Curious Collection 